American Jokes

Recently, I've been interested in jokes. They are humoraous and make me chuckle in the short stories. I'll introduce some of them. First, “The devil challenged God to a baseball game. ‘How can you win, Satan?’ asked God. ‘All the famous ballplayers are up here.’ ‘How can I lose?’ answered Satan. ‘All the umpires are down here.’ ” If the umpires take Satan's side, they always win! More shorter, “A man will pay $2 for a $1 item that he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.” This joke has only two sentences and consists of almost same words and structure. However, it can describe men and women's disposition with accurancy. I couldn't help giggling and admiring it when I read it for the first time. There are many jokes which deal with couple's relationship. “The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present. ‘Who is the most obedient?’ he asked. ‘Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?’ Five small voices answered in unison. ‘Okay, dad, you get the toy.’” The father is under his wife's thumb. Every country wife might rule her husband. You can easily find jokes like these on the Internet. Why don't you laugh at them?